I really do love this country but...
1.Only in america...Can a pizza get to your
house faster than an ambulance.
2.Only in america...Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3.Only in america...Do drugstores make the
sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4.Only in america...Do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries,and a diet coke.
5.Only in america...Do banks leave both doors
open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6.Only in america...Do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.
7.Only in america...Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8.Only in america...Do we use the word politics to describe the process so well poli
in latin meaning many and tics meaning
bloodsucking creatures.
9.Only in america...Do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
10.Only in america...Do they have drive-up
ATM machines with braille.